Recent reviews by Runningribs

You been missing out. Get it now

Dont buy it yet.

The war system is boring, not terrible but very boring and awfully buggy, you also have no idea whats going on

Like most Paradox games really, ♥♥♥♥ until it is amazing...

Game is stunningly beautiful, the fact that each cultures units look different just makes the game much more immersive than its counterparts. Despite rough patches in release and updates the team has released 2 DLCs and many updates that have improved the game. Its fun solo and even more fun with friends, the scale of battle between 2 human players can be epic, battles are tactical and unit variety matters more than spamming like most games similar to this. I'd highly recommend to this game!

Very goot

(Please bare with my gramar etc)

ARK a fine game indeed, can take an amazing amount of time away from you, so once i joined this low pop server and made a grand base had made so much myself camped right next to a cave, then one day i had found joey... my dear joey, you see hes was this giant horse giraffe thing but hell on my low ass graphic everything looks cute on the ark XD so i tamed him by fireing an unreal amount of arrows into his face while he was trapped on a rock, then i put a saddle on him and made an awesome base on his back :,( the memories of crushing frogs and snakes with him massive hooves. Keep in mind i had other animals but none were like my precis joey until i met sally my spino, then her husband "rex's bane" one day they made an egg and didnt bother to look after it so i had to... it died, but then one day a friendly man riding a quetzal gave me some of his air conditioners, i could now have baby spinos and boy did i incest happened but my adorable spinos and i were the king of the eastern land, with my great spinos, joey and my other guys i thought im bored lets go make a house on the top of a mountain, tamed a rex and some cats and a black raptor.
Sadly i got bored of ark for a day i came back and my dinos where either dead or being killed all around the mountain so i legged it back to my normal base, after this i had lost my gear a bunch of good dinos and my will to carry on at ark...



3 weeks later i returned all of my pets were still with me... they had stayed for so long... it was finally time to let them go i couldnt leave them like this saddles covered their backs it was enough so i said good bye to my favorites and lead my bad dinos out first realsed them and returned i now had 3 carnos, 3 spinos and joey standing, just looking at me i gave them what remaining meat i had left and took the carnos to a nice feeding ground... to this day they still come and see me they dominate the lagoons, next the spinos, i had made many of these little pets and i set them all free they still have the power of my old kingdom, finally joey as i took down the grand stucture off his back and removed his saddle i had a final walk with him then i realeased him and as i walked off he still follwed me, perhaps a glitch? or maybe these animals in the ark really feel? that is for you to awnser i cired for weeks when i let my pets go but they are in better places.

from this i have learn't that solo play is the road to sadness and pain, but also friendship, love, fun and best of all feeling for once i had felt sad, sure halo reach was sad, and red dead redemption brought you sadness maybe even tears, but you craft your own story on the ark...
10/10 Gameplay wise its an amazing game
needs some serious optimising though XD

Chat to emily, put on some epic music loop that bad boy, then try and chat up this girl who will send you to the never ending pit of mind games and friendzoning JUST LIKE IRL! Be a tool to her, be mean, or just be yourself this girl will make you cry from the mindgames she play. This is great practice for real life though!

10/10 would have real life happen on a game again

no way should this be turned down the only problem is low prority take my advice one bad game is worse than six. Anyway the community isnt the best but its easu to find friends casual or pro pick up this game its an easy pick

A brilliant retro game loved it since i was about 8 good story and a massive twist a epic addition to the oddworld seris passing this game is one of the worst disions ever get it.