✨ Official Australian Dad Resume ✨ 🇦🇺

Lives somewhere in Newcastle 🇦🇺

Proud husband to a woman who knows where his keys are before he puts them down.

Father of two kids who somehow need food/drink/toys the second his arse touches the gaming chair

Has said “yeah nah” to agree, disagree, avoid a conversation, and end an argument he was losing 🇦🇺 ✨

Once fought a spider off by giving it full ownership of the bedroom and shutting the door

Can fix most things around the house by turning it off and on again

Owns thongs.
Loses thongs.
Blames the kids.

✨ Peak aussie dad achievement:
Getting both kids dressed, fed, packed, and in the car before realising one of them has no shoes on 🏆