shiiiii i do need a crisp high five you got a deal homie

+rep feeeel me

hey mate its me caru caru on my second account add up!

peepee poopoo

signed by me, lets play csgo

-rep report him

2800 hours lvl4 faceit. nice

feel like i ate that recipe for tea yeno

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

Man i really miss the good old days in school. every day, right after the pledge of allegiance and before the morning announcements, the teacher would have us line up single-file clockwise around the room so we each get a fair chance to threaten to murder her with our guns. If you forgot your handgun at home that day, or your mom forgot to pack it for you, you didn’t get to threaten teacher’s life and instead had to clean out the chalkboard erasers while watching your friends and peers shove weapons in your teacher’s face. That was the worst, when mom would forget to pack my gun, because I hated cleaning those erasers. They always irritated my sinuses.

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Hey I found your profile through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3

-rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Just another sloppy second, nothing to see

+Rep GG WP It Was Fun Playing against you

+rep cute English guy

-rep another degen brit, loudmouth tosser.

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+Rep, solid as a rock and 10/10 would bang.

-rep i dont like you rock, he is hacking all the time ;( :( ;( :( ;(

+rep very nice but is a baiter teammate

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+ rep , he takes it in the **** like a pro x) keep doing that man you will go far

-rep doesn't respond to my advances and won't be bicurious for me

-rep threw up in my toilet

-Rep

+rep awesome PUBG player

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play KF2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

nice artwork m8

I love that you are the red power ranger. <3 <3 <3

-rep, wouldnt throw the game for skins

Looollllllllll you so funny!

1. I did better than you in the game.
2. I didn't team kill and get a cooldown.
3. Not gonna delete yo comments.
4. You ♥♥♥♥ talk in game like you play everyday and use the excuse "I haven't played in weeks"

-rep so bad at CS:GO and deleting comments.

+rep nice trader!

+rep ty bro

+rep :P

+rep nice and fair

Pleaseee?

I like this guy. Mom, can we keep him?

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he gave me free badrats +rep

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<3

I have none so have this........ Δ_Δ

Lol, the timing was awesome! Must be some Illuminati stuff ya know