Look at your inventory.

Now look at me.

Now back at your inventory.

Tragic.

Somewhere in your inventory sits a skin so ugly that even the terrorists refuse to pick it up.

A skin so forgotten that Valve themselves had to check if it still existed.

But today... everything changes.

Scientists said it couldn't be done.

Doctors warned against it.

My lawyer specifically asked me not to talk about it.

Yet here we are.

Imagine trading your dusty MP7 "Wet Cardboard" for something slightly less embarrassing.

Imagine opening your inventory and not immediately hearing a faint laugh from the universe.

Imagine owning a knife.

Not because you earned it.

Not because you deserve it.

But because it looks REALLY cool when you inspect it while your teammates are trying to clutch.

This is not just skin trading.

This is a lifestyle.

This is a movement.

This is a completely reasonable financial decision that nobody will question.

So don't wait.

Don't think.

Thinking is the enemy.

Act now.

Trade now.

Become the person your inventory thinks you are.

And remember:

You can always make more money.

You cannot always make more cool knife spinning animations.

Now enjoy the video before I spend my rent money on a Desert Eagle skin.

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⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣉⠉⠉⠉
⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦
⠀⣾⣿⠏⣥⣤⣍⢻⣿⣷
⢰⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇
⣸⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣌⢻⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦
⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣉⡙⢿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢉⡛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿SMUTS⠻⣷⣶⣤⣬⣭⣍⣥⠞⠁
⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⣡⣴⣶⣦⣄⡀
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⢋⣥⣤⡍⢻⣆

-rep liten pp

-rep not invited to the wedding due to attitude problems