Recent reviews by Fanumstein Rizzberg

This game has quite a lot of variety in their jugs, ranging from big jugs to small jugs, black jugs to white jugs.
This game has truly opened my eyes to how I used to discriminate against different jugs, I couldn't see the truth.
That, even if you're born with small black jugs, they are as succulent and amazing as any other person's jugs.
I've learned that I was a truly foolish man, who believed in the Old Lie.
The vision the creator had for this game, is wide and vast, truly beyond human comprehension.
Truly, One of 'The" Games.

This story is poetic. This story gave me feelings of joy, sadness, hope, despair, and I finally felt love. Every time I open this game I feel like a kid filled with joy. I could play this game over and over again and never stop. I will never stop praising this game. I hope every one plays this game.

Let me tell you a story. It was a crisp Sunday morning.
I had just arrived home, and I was sittin out on my porch smokin a cigar.
It was the last cigar I had, so I wanted to make it count.
I was doin a pretty fine job of that until, for just a moment...
I let go of the cigar while it wasn't in my mouth.
The cigar fell out of my hand and on to the porch,
Where it rolled off into the grass.
Upon realising that I didn't have any more cigars...
I was mighty upset.
I didn't have enough time to hike 15 miles to the general store.
The thought of not havin a cigar simply terrified me.
I immediately fell into a deep depression,
Distraught that I wouldn't get to have a cigar.
Less than four hours later, in a fit of cigar withdrawal madness,
I pulled a silly stunt.
Grabbed my trusty piece, played russian roulette all by myself.
Till the grim reaper showed up, and poof!
Just like that, I waved bye-bye.

the developer is pretty cute.

Our entire evolutionary system resolved around bad networks of communication where we do and create things based on our own personal opinion

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Seriously, are you gonna let others dictate what you think because most people think its correct?

Would.

I don't talk to women.

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