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CEO Sam Altman has, reportedly, used AI to discover the location of an ancient artifact known as "Cloak of the Undead King". Sources claim he is heading there now.

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I was wasting my life way away, working five days a week, going to the gym everyday, staying sober, saving up for retirement, until Jim E. Brown showed me the way. Now I live in my car in the liquor store parking lot, wake up when the store opens and 8:00 AM and start the day with a fifth of vodka and watch videos all day on my phone, I've never felt so alive, Jim E. Brown saved me.

Body? What body? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO