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Recent reviews by Ritrix

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138.8 hrs on record
Without a doubt, one of, if not the best game of all time.
Posted 7 February.
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51.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
We are so back.
Posted 10 October, 2025.
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38.5 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
I'm stuck on the part where i'm supposed to have friends.
Posted 23 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great game so far, only problem is some stuttering when loading a new area and it is pretty demanding. otherwise the game is great
Posted 29 December, 2021.
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0.5 hrs on record
Its a masterpiece. story, gameplay, characters, soundtrack. I once thought it was impossible to perfect all aspects of a game. But as i'm sure you can already tell, I've been proven wrong.

You are a student at the worlds greatest school of culinary. Your professor is a dog, you get bullied by a busty girl and a dude whose hair is literally in the shape of a star. One of your classmates is literally just a cooker. And you are given the opportunity to choose friendship. or to date a one of the worlds biggest culinary icons, colonel sanders.

The fact that you aren't already playing it right now obviously shows that you have no taste in games and have no idea how to spend your free time effectively.
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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28.4 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
as my first metal gear game i have to say that i had no idea what was going on through 90% of the game.

still i got taught philosophy by a psychotic cyborg and his pet robot dog and got to cut other cyborgs into small pieces, steal and crush their spines all while the soundtrack exacted its own kind of revenge on my ears.

10/10 would fail at important QTEs again
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,756.5 hrs on record (991.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have spent 44.375 days of my life on this game. I have spent almost a month and a half in pain as i played this game. I suffered for over 1000 hours in this hell. I was screamed at, shot at, called names, threatened, almost scammed. Ive gambled all my money away into this game. And i have nothing but some digits on a screen and some worthless screenshots of my best rank to show for it.

So if you ever dared to ask me to go through all that torture again saying something like "wanna play a game of csgo?"...
Then i'd join you cause i literally have nothing better to do with my life.

10.5/10 would waste childhood again






volvo give me my time back pls tnx
Posted 24 November, 2018. Last edited 24 November, 2018.
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