IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA GOY THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

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If you are a beautiful twinky femboy, someone will put this in your comments.
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Uhhh hi… sorry if this is weird (it is), but I couldn’t NOT say something after seeing your profile pic. I mean, wow. You look like someone who would laugh at me for dying in a tutorial, and honestly? I’d say “thank you.” I stared at your avatar for like… way too long. My pizza got cold. My cat left the room. My PC fans started spinning faster. I think my graphics card developed a crush on you too. I read your bio like 6 times. I didn’t blink. I may have stopped breathing for a bit? Not sure. Anyway, I feel like we have a lot in common. You play games. I also... exist. If you told me to main a game I hate, I’d do it. If you said “become a space alien,” I’d start gluing tinfoil to my head. I’m just saying… I’m very open to lifestyle changes for the right woman Anyway, I’m not a stalker, just… very passionate… and bad at social cues. Please accept my friend request or at least don’t block me immediately

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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If you are a beautiful twinky femboy, someone will put this in your comments.
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🍩🤖 OFFICIAL STEAM POLICE REPORT 🤖🍩

🚔📜 SUSPECT: Ridge📜🚔

🕵️‍♂️ CRIME: Excessive Gaming Awesomeness 🕹️😎

🚫📢 ALERT: This individual has been caught having too much fun on Steam! Multiple counts of laughter, intense gaming, and spreading joy! 🎮😂

🔍🕵️‍♂️ INVESTIGATION ONGOING: We suspect they have been hoarding virtual treasures and stealing hearts in the gaming community! 💖🎮

👮‍♂️🍩 APPROACH WITH CAUTION: This Steam profile may cause uncontrollable smiles and bursts of laughter! 🤣😜

⚠️🚨 WARNING: Playing games with Ridge may result in an overdose of fun! 🎉🎮

🚓👾 OFFICER'S NOTE: Send them a friend request ASAP and join the chaos! 😂👋

Remember, gaming responsibly is for losers! 🎮👊 #SteamPolice #GamingMischief