Recent reviews by Boomdini

i'm snacking it
I'm snacking it

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The ultimate quality of life feature is not actually playing the game at all, and just telling people you did, because you could've, but it would've wasted so much time.

STONE, stone, I remember now, the other thing was stone, stone and uh. ♥♥♥♥.

Total biter death. Behead biters. Roundhouse kick a biter into the concrete. Slam dunk a bug-blood into the trashcan. Crucify filthy biters. Defecate in a biter's food. Launch biters into the sun. Stir fry biters in a wok. Toss biters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a biter's fuel tank. Judo throw biters into a woodchipper. Twist a biter's head off. Karate chop biters in half. Curb stomp pregnant biters. Trap biters in the desert. Crush biters in the trash compactor. Liquefy biters in a vat of acid. Stomp biter skulls with steel toed boots. Lobotomize biters. Mandatory abortions for biters. Grind biter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown biters in fried ramen grease. Vaporize biters with anti-matter. Nuke biters. Kick old biters down their nests. Slice biters with sawblades.

Played for 18 hours, and haven't even gotten a single rimjob yet.

I'm tired of these F2P hero shooters. They're shallow, repetitive, feel horrible to play, and cosmetics? Nah, you're not getting those unless you fork over $60. These should've died out a long time ago.

a valiant effort, Mr. Bond, but you're too late. I have portrayed myself as the chad wojak, and yourself as the soy wojak. It's over.

the goal of the game is not to survive, nor is it to go out in a blaze of glory, but beat Adam Smasher unarmed only no gorilla arms on max difficulty. That is what it is all about.

i feel like the only straight man to ever play this game