Heed my words Rickroadkill,

No amount of gypsy magics, or stealing of catalytic converters will stop me from reclaiming what is rightfully owed.

~Speed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This man is a trickster and a scoundrel. Twas early spring, I was taking a stroll near the root beer river which divided our lands, when this dastardly man declared open hostilities upon my people. He claimed the root beer belonged solely to him. This river of root beer was plentiful enough for several nations, let alone our two small clans, but he held firm that the root beer was his alone. My peaceful nation was in no position to wage war against this belligerent, so we attempted to negotiate peace, a bargain that would strike prosperity for both our peoples. I would give him my only heir, in return my people would receive two schmeckels and resume use of the root beer river. Alas, this reprobate had use gypsy magic to change the terms and conditions of the contract, which ended with him receiving not only my only heir but also my nations entire supply of two schmeckels. Outraged at this deceivers actions, my people took arms, thus our ongoing war spread through the lands.

+rep Shockingly intelligent for an Argonian.

-rep garbage waiter

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Hello sir.

I am writing to you to tell you your account on www.christianmingle.com has been permanantly suspended as we do not allow homosexuals on this great christian site.
We hope you see the light of jesus and return once you are not gay, or at least willing to pretend you aren't.

Our prayers are with you.