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I saw Rich Homie at a Spar in Dublin the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but that I didn't want to be a douche and ask him for photos. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh?”. I walked away and continued with my shop while he laughed at me.
When I came to pay I saw him trying to walk out the shop with like fifteen bottles of Smirnoff in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was like “Sir, you need to pay for those.” At first he kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “because I'm friendly guy” and then winked at me. After she scanned each bottle, he started screaming at her, shouting "I'm a chess grandmaster!" really loudly. What a prick.

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