Recent reviews by Rhythmic Phantom

This diversion proved nothing short of extraordinary. My esteemed companion, alas, did not share in my admiration; nevertheless, the experience was an absolute delight. I relished even the most rage-provoking fits of near-madness into which it cast us, as well as the quite unfathomable number of controllers we sacrificed in our noble pursuit of completion. In truth, it afforded me one of the most splendid intervals of enjoyment I have ever known. I would not alter a single moment of it for anything in this world—nor, indeed, in the next.

Its a cozy love crafitan game that i get lost in its something i look forward to with every update and i hope you guys support them too i give them 4.7/5 Michelin Oysters

I Love this game to bits ive always liked murder mystery and this NAILS it i really did feel like i was in one of those books recounting stories like jack the ripper genuinely would love to wipe my memory to play it again its a bit linear but i feel like that works in its favour if you have the chance i would recommend it its a fun brain teaser to figure out if you're going in blind plus theirs funny moments too where i did not expect to laugh in a game like this overall 9/10 main thing i wish was implemented was something to watch or do in between the calls but other than that i ADORE IT

Middle-earth Shadow of Mordor for me is a 8/10 their are parts that get repetitive real quick such as the Dagger/Stealth sections to not be detected cause sometimes theirs A way too many of them or B sometimes they see you from miles away , outcast missions were boring but i got them done quick, - Majour bugs some quests would just bug where id have to close the game and reopen it to fix it to progress , and some bugs were just down right funny as your mount dying and you start either floating or running sideways , i love the combat and the story mostly as i grew up with lord of the rings some, the reason why its not a 10/10 is the WITHOUT BEING DETECTED missions , AND LORD OF THE BRIGHT DLC , Said DLC single handedly made me stop playing and re-evaluate my life as i kept losing to for some reason the orcs just straight up one shotting the thing i was supposed to protect not just once but 23 GOSH DARN TIMES, other than that great game would suggest - thanks for listening to my rant and review you made it this far here's a Cookie :>

I would not recommend playing astroneer if you value your sanity the games physics are janky as ♥♥♥♥ making it hard to play the vehichles and physics suck terrain can be awkward as hell forget going up cause most the time the terrain fights against you and makes massive caves happen so you fall to your death, oh and death sucks in this game too drop all your ♥♥♥♥ and just hope you get back i know i suck at the game but its infuriating the core dont get me started on getting to the core has no real good gravity you dont know where you're going feels like you're on lsd all the time you get nauseous you cant tell which way is up and if you get a vehicle down there good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck getting it back up i spent 3 hours trying but the terrain and physics worked against me every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turn , oh and if you want the planet to look nice when you're done with it , it wont cause theirs gonna be holes and ditches everywhere that you can fall into and die to top it all off the game doesn't even give you a real tutorial on how to play i had to look it up cause i was confused for 4 hours trying to figure it out the concept is great i love the art its just really annoying with game design over all i rate it a 4/10 by the end i just wanted to get off because the physics made my life hell

I absolutely love Stardew Valley i love the secrets it keeps it fresh when you see and find new stuff it can be stressful but its absolutely addicting i truly love this indie game and the creator did such a great job <3

The Elderscrolls V Skyrim, is a game that is unpolished beyond belief its old and been remastered and played on smart fridges being held together by duct tape Moon sugar and Sheogoraths sheer madness

It is a game series i adore with all my heart despite the infuriating bugs combined total on every platform i have 16,000 hours on it , despite the gameplay being Hilariously bad at times its the story and love put in it that makes the elderscrolls games to me and many others truly Loveable even with 16,000 hours im finding out new things despite me being a lore nerd for it and the others in the series before it,

despite bethesda not making VI in the past 8 years , i wouldnt mind if this was what it was left on if it means this is all they can do id prefer they end it on a high rather than make a game we waited forever on that didnt match its Level of fun and enjoyment .

The balancing in the game itself is none existant but its still fun the exploits and glitches are hilarious at times and the modding community makes this game all that much more fun, if you spare the time be it you like Rpg's or just want to try something new this is a good 15 year old game xD

- Ps this is a rewrite of my original Much love and thanks for reading , bye bye lova ya MWAH