Once, I woke up before noon.
Acquired a taste for freeform jazz.
Won a 14 hour game of Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition.
World's most honest Sheriff of Nottingham player.
The mayor of my city said he liked one of my longboards.
Undefeated at my local Pokémon Organized Play during D/P/Pt.
Wears runway Kiss boots. (SS24 LIDO)
Given a prestigious consolation prize of 23 of 40 Splinters of Atiesh in WoW: Classic as resto druid.
Reigning board game champion of the world in my house ten years running.
100% three different idle games.
It's ridiculous, it's not even funny.