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16.6 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Surprisingly fun number puzzle game. The music and sound effects are super relaxing, and you get literally millions of puzzles, many of which take a day or two to crack. The game doesnt penalize you if you give up and cheat or skip a puzzle. Addicting if you're into puzzles; dont even wait for a sale because its easily worth 5 bucks.
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 29 June, 2019.
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12.6 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
It's the mix between Mass Effect 2 and XCOM I never knew I wanted, but with cyberwizards and other cool stuff
Posted 5 December, 2014. Last edited 5 December, 2014.
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16.2 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
This reminded me of the Zelda games for GBC a lot, minus all the items. It plays well, dungeons are just hard enough to feel satisfying, has collectables to reward your curiosity; design-wise this is probably the best throwback to sprite-based Zelda I have ever played. It's one of the few games I feel can earn that praise, but then the story is just really depressing.

Seriously, like this is a great game but it's such a downer with its tone and themes and if you're at all sensitive to adolescent loneliness or sadness then it's gonna bum you our for a week or two, so plan ahead.
Posted 12 November, 2014.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Hell yeah this game owns. It reminds me of VVVVVV a ton, in that most rooms contain a puzzle to solve and there's collectable crap scattered all over. It's short and doesn't overstay it's welcome, but it does have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending where you can pick the wrong choice and basically undo all the little story bits you come across.
Posted 1 November, 2014.
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5.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Simple platformer about climbing up plant life to collect stuff, accompanied by some of the chillest music and vibrant graphics I have ever seen. Roll a fat one and dive in.
Posted 29 November, 2013.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
A slick platformer with a really cool art style that plays like a rhythm game. Rare in that it's a difficult game that is neither cheap nor obsessive. S-ranking a level looks as cool as it feels.
Posted 28 November, 2013.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Really creepy survival horror game; the atmosphere is expertly done even if the game isn't terribly hard, and it feels like a 2D Silent Hill where you venture out from your apartment every day to discover a new clue about the outbreak or another survivor. It's really gripping and all that jazz, and wow, it's a horror game that isn't complete butt, buy it
Posted 29 December, 2012.
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5.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Pretty good time sink, reroute spaceship power all day and make hard choices that get your crew killed/abducted
Posted 8 October, 2012.
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127.2 hrs on record (121.9 hrs at review time)
Game owns owns owns owns
Posted 12 May, 2012.
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28.9 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
So it's basically Human Revolution, but made by Russians, on drugs, with no rules, in the form of a Half Life 2 mod. Nothing makes any sense, yet that only adds to it's fun factor. Not the Deus Ex successor we deserve, but the one we need.
Posted 23 December, 2011.
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