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/ \ +rep chill spring trapper
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a Store called KFC
In West Kentucky I was born and raised
In the KFC is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool Eating chicken,
And all shootin' some ♥♥♥♥♥♥s outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my KFC Store.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle, They're KFC manager"
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to KFC"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, Rob ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the KFC owner.
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