Recent reviews by Remlapkills

This game is more unbalanced than a drunk toddler on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice skates, the start of the game is fun, difficult foddian game play with some puzzle solving, but about 70% through you get to the most ridiculous difficulty spike I've ever seen. Were you having fun climbing? WELL ♥♥♥♥ YOU NOW YOU"RE AN OLYMPIC JUMPER, OH AND THAT CONSISTENT SKILL INCREASE? GONE, ENJOY RANDOM INCONSISTENT PHYSICS RNG UNTIL YOU LOOK UP A GUIDE TO FIGURE OUT THE EXACT NANOMETER MOUSE POSITION YOU NEED TO MAKE THESE 6 INSANE JUMPS IN A ROW. OH, DO YOU LIKE HIGH SENSE? WELL TOO BAD TURN THAT ♥♥♥♥ ALL THE WAY DOWN UNTIL YOUR WRIST HURTS FROM PLAYING FOR 10 MINUTES... 5/10 play jump king or pogostuck instead

Absolute peak writing, combat, and map design, truly a flawless master piece if you hate yourself

This game is subpar, most levels were absolutely free and need the cognitive ability of 18 yr toddler. the flying ♥♥♥♥ game was the only game that made me lock the ♥♥♥♥ in, everything else ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked. The puzzle mode was a weak opener for an already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Couldnt notice the art because the end screen showed up and I was locked in during the gameplay. 1/10, not my proudest goon sesh with the boys. Also I was given 25$ to post this

Sub-par Leveling system is the only complaint I have, but it def isnt enough to give this game a negative review. The level design, graphics, gunplay, stealth, and so much more are excellent. Its sad to see this game have mostly negative with how enjoyable it is.

This game is straight trash compared to other foddians, 85% of the game is just an extremely easy and slow climb, while 10% is just waiting on different types of elevators. The last 5% is fairly enjoyable parkour and risky yet rewarding shortcuts, which is the sole reason this game gave me any enjoyment at all. This game also has god awful balancing, with one troll part near the end that gives you no warning and forces you back to the beginning by removing your chance to recover with its stupid invisible walls. Lastly, its price does NOT match it's playtime, if you are at all competent with parkour you should be able to beat this game in under 10 hours, even if it was on sale for half off I wouldn't have gotten my moneys worth with my in-game finish of 244 minutes.

Solid game with an amazing community in-game and god awful community online. I don't know why the expectations are so astronomically high for this game compared to any other, (I guess a cosmetic shop being to pricey is now warranted a bad review) but I see no reason to not recommend it considering you're most likely to get your moneys worth on this 40$ game. The game is obviously not without flaws, but the flaws are minimal enough to a point were I don't much notice them and they dont really hinder gameplay. The only flaw being an outlier is the loot system which is based on a hourly and weekly shop and random chance from mission, which doesnt feel as rewarding as v2's loot system. Now to the positive, in 17k hours on steam I can say this game has some of the greatest combat, most detailed worlds, and enjoyable gameplay. Nothing better than slashing through hordes of enemies, then looking to your left and seeing an amazing view. Not to mention there are more base game missions in darktide than in base game vermintide 2, each mission feeling unique with 7 different modes to try out on different difficulties. The difficulties themselves feel balanced as well, with as long as you have a coordinated team you can complete any mission.

fun, and a lot of content for a free game. Devs constantly releasing substantial updates which have already fixed 50% of negative steam reviews

This game is the video game equivalent to a b-movie. Its got completely unbalanced and clunky combat, extremely long walks making the world seem much bigger than it is, and so many glitches and poor design choices Idk how this was ever even released... But like a b-movie, it's pretty fun to laugh at how bad this game really is.

Underrated game!

This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.