and if you are fat make it 25 quid

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Hullo! Nice to meet ya, i'm Maverick! I'm a big, strong, well bred stallion. A real farm boy. I'm 6' 6" of thick, natural muscle, all gained from working on the farm. My fur is a light tan, with a patch of white on my nose and chest, and is usually dusty and sun-soaked. My usual attire is a simple pair of worn, dirty jeans, and i never wear any footwear on account of my hooves. As for personality i'm a big, dumb, cuddly, affectionate stallion! Very simple to please, much like a real horse! Rub my nose to make me follow, rub my ears or belly to relax me and make me happy, and above all else, i love having my mane rubbed and brushed, it practically paralyzes me on the spot! Another thing i love are treats. If you have apples, carrots, or sugar cubes, i'm yours!

may I ask though, why don't you like guys? Like, what's the reason behind it? Cuz I'm not your typical guy lol. if its something a typical guy does, then I could be an exception :3 I'm cuddly af, I love hugs, I'm sweet and caring, I'm not muscular or athletic, I'm funny, I'm kind, I can be a doofus at times, I'm affectionate af pretty much the only thing that makes me a guy is the fact I have a ♥♥♥♥ XD everything else is feminine about me, acccording to my friends lol
so you're sure you don't wanna give me a chance? X3