hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

@castradol fe alle merknad om vi stikke fra timen?

+ rep really cute butthole

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Wow these scam profiles are getting really sophisticated, how did the bot know i didn't show up for ITIL? And no, I already have p90 sand spray factory new, easily the best skin in the game and thats why I traded both my knifes for it lol. BLOCKED

Dear Reitan, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up you don't wear vans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your lecture
You didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Eskil
That's my retarded friend, man, he's just 21 years old
We waited in the KA-TBL504
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥, man, you're like his ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bachelorpartner
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in DevOps?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew Outlook neither
I would always cheat on my girlfriend and beat her
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your lectures
So when I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got ♥♥♥♥ else
So that ♥♥♥♥ helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your email across the chest

sorry for the wait. you still interested in trading your nife skin for my p90 sand spray??

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This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to get reported ♥♥♥♥♥♥ evryone knoes u cheat on golf game

KVA ER DET DU KALLET MEJ?

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Haha, my uncle woerks at Microsoft and ccna get you banned withing MINUTES. GET real or challenge me to COKE DRINKOFF at next LAN. BE THERE OR BE 6UP

DONT TRUST THIs GUY!! i pay him to eloboost in biology and he made me fail smh MY DAD WORKS AT TRIBUNAL enyoy your'e ban kiddo

YOUR GAY? MoRE LIKE I'M GAY. HAHAHA GOT YOU xDDD

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Hei! Jeg selger laddere. Laddere spesialiserer jeg meg i. Jeg selger nemlig laddere/tjener penger på å selge laddere/lever av å selge laddere. Viss du vil kjøpe en ladder så kan du ta kontakt med meg(jeg selger laddere). Gjett hvor jeg bor da, jeg bor på Ladde (rett ved siden av City Ladde). Jeg selger laddere.

Thanks for the amazing art, those mushroom look just like real life!

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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Hvorfor er ikke du På Skolen reitan?

du ja #boom #eigd

Solid pun, low on substance and characterbuild. 4/10

>Be me at 18
>Beta type, unpopular with girls
>Decide to buy cool sunglasses to impress
>Find really good offer online
>FF 2 weeks, get a package in the mail
>Wear new glasses in public
>Don't understand why they don't haul ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Upon inspection see they are cheap bc chinese knock-offs
>MFW Ray Tan sucks

Den greentexten va FIRE

takk for komplimentet, synes også selv at biologi 2 er et fint ♥♥♥.

it really is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shame
what do you have exactly?
a quarter? half a brain?
you see your are not the one figthing someone blind
when im up on the microphone, baby imma shine
kindly sir, would you step of off the stage
because you have just unleashed your doom out the cage.

so just listen up, sit your ass down
you thinking all baller, acting all clown
you playing big, big words but your rhymes are weak
im up in the big league, my ♥♥♥♥ is on fleek.
Im sorry mrs Reitan, im afraid your son's dead
after taking all this heat he put a bullet in his head
i'm putting words together and it all just click
so you can take your big words and straight up suck my ♥♥♥♥.

basic ass ♥♥♥♥♥ think your spit-game on fleek?
claiming ITgenious but you're really just a geek
hide away the shame
hide away the pain
you gon get roasted
i spit supa fire flame
sittin writing code thinking you're the god
you're just a lame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing skyrim with mods
here's a little tip from a real OG
and then imma let u be like u be
give up the dream
you're just a joke,
joke?more like a dumpster tier meme
you got no flow
you got trashy sound
nitenite baby i just put you in the ground

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Reitan runnin' scared, i be swimmin in the ♥♥♥♥♥.
Golf game on point i be slayin
do you even hear what i'm sayin?
in your moms bed i be layin
she stroke the D like i stroke in golf,
precission, no mercy, you can call me adolf.
i trickshot max power against a tree
all you filthy jews bow down to me

Med vennlig hilsen?
Nesten like dårlig dikting som Rudolf Nilsen.
Du eier næringskjeden Rema 1000
I barnehagen var jeg i avdeling klatremusen
Når jeg ser deg kiler det i trusen
Når du ser meg kaller du meg fattiglusen
En dag er jeg der, du vet hva de vil si
Du er kanskje 1000,
Jeg blir ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elle melle musen
10 000

Hei, Sintkunde97.
Det er leit å høre at din søster fikk autisme av kattemat kjøpt ved et av våre utsalgssteder. Vi har gått gjennom vårt sortiment av kattemat og funnet at Purina© ♥♥♥♥♥™ kattemat kan, i visse tilfeller gi autisme dersom det spises av resultater av innavl. Vi beklager på det sterkeste at dette rammer deg og din familie.

For å ordne opp i denne saken har vi i Rema valgt å gi deg 5% ekstra avslag på en valgfri vare dersom du laster ned vår "Æ" app og skriver inn koden "autismesøster". Koden vil vare til 01.01.2018 og legges på toppen av standard 10% avslaget.

Mvh,
Magnus Reitan

Hei, jeg er en fast kunde hos min lokale rema 100-butikk. Her en dag kjøpte jeg kattemat til min søster, VAREN SVARTE IKkE TIL foRVENTNINGENE. når folk blir autistiske av mat kjøpt i dine butikker har du et ANSvaR for å ordne opp i problemet. Jeg ønsker ikke å måtte gå til saksmål men tenkte at jeg heller skulle gå direkte til kilden, slik at du har en mulighet til å ordne opp.

-Med vennlig hilsen Sintkunde97 og min (nå)autistiske søster.

I've been watching you
Cuz everything you do
Makes me so happy, like, boo
Why would we be ones
When we could be two
It'll all work out if you stop being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew

DRA deg på skolen XD

Vi er IKKE i familie

You tell me fam 😘

Hei! Takk for at du tok kontakt angående treningsutstyr. Du skrev (og jeg kvoter deg direkte fra din kommentar) "jeg har en "D" du kan trene på :P". Du etterlot lite til fantasien med den beskrivelsen.. hvordan skal jeg trene med den FEMTE bokstaven i alfabetet? lol

Hei Mr. Highlightreel, noen år siden navneskiftet så husker ikke nøyaktig.

Det ble iallefall kjøpt opp av en rik russisk mann. Litt usikker på navnet, men mener det lignet mye på Aids, og etternavnet startet på P.

Hadde ikke planlagt å bytte navn, men den summen jeg ble tilbudt var så stor at jeg kunne starte min egen dagligvarebutikk, så valget ble enkelt.

Hei hvorfor byttet du navn fra lystpåkuk97?

FIRST OFF I'm 19! SECONDLY, I have a double layer cardboard door, so you saying you're hearing ♥♥♥♥ is a straight LIE. THIRDLY, I have my own, but at this point I find 2 way more enjoyable. STOP talking ♥♥♥♥, EVERYONE in the family knows what you and uncle sam did with our "THE ROCK" figurine, and the discoloring proves it. Get off my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back or I will post your inner secrets on facebook

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.