Recent reviews by Redguy

remove moira

you cant just bump up the full collection by 45% without adding any content because you want your subscription for a 10+ year old game to look more appealing

Really makes you FEEL like a skyrim horse

things that PISS me off (bad)
-4 tornadoes
-the player view-bob makes it stupid hard to remove cactus thorns
-rain
-4 tornadoes
-having the temple spawn but then blocking the entrance
-taking fall damage from walking down a slope

the first half and post game were fun but 3k-7.7k really had no new content and it felt way more spaced out, i spent about 20 minutes on my phone as there wasnt anything to do or look at. trying to get the 30 minutes achievement in >5 was fun and the intro was really enjoyable. the assets in the intro were really nice although the ones in the fog were mostly just chains and primitives. worth the £3.50 i spent on it

Good game, awful port

very fun, definitely needs some bug fixing for collisions

imprisoned a sheep on an island smaller than it was

just finished it

what happened

an amazingly styled game with a ton of potential left half done and abandoned for no public reason

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe 'The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe'? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals in the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched into stone for the stone in which 'The Stanley Parable' was carved has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement.

You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. if there is any message to be taken from 'The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe' it is this: What a fortune. What a privilege it is to have had had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.