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If you are a beautiful strong black lady, someone will put this in your comments.
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Ugh, are you storing cadavers in here? Someone light a match.

What did I just heard, bro.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

wtf smelly

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