ur mum's got a baldy head and collects footy stickers

-Own a musket for home defense, since it's what the founding fathers intended.
-Four Russians break into house
-"What the devil?" I say as I grab my musket and powdered wig
-Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot
-Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entire because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog
-I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
-"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the extra shrapnel sets off car alarms
-Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
-Bleeds out waiting on the police because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
-Just as the founding father's intended

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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

📁USB (D:)
└📁Midget Porn
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅BhopScript
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