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🧍🏻‍♀️ Mariah 12 Jan, 2020 @ 1:38pm 
🎽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁
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Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."

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Yuuki 23 Nov, 2016 @ 2:37pm 
DONT STEAL MY MAN