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16 Jun @ 1:23pm 
+rep ask this maricon to say tortilla:steamthumbsup:
3 Jun @ 3:20pm 
-rep is a friend
30 Apr @ 5:08pm 
Goonlord 2026
7 Mar @ 6:00pm 
*Gasps* Onii-chaaaaan *jump onto and hugs* O(≧∇≦)O I missed you *sniffs* (*^*) *fuah* I love your boy smell Onii-chan (^w^) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ノ *Kyaaaaa* don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack *pushes you down* ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh *smirks* (=^-ω-^=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? *Chuuuuu* (ノ´ з `)ノ *kisses you* Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! *H-hyyaaaaa* don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (*/▽\*) *Ah* *Ah* Don't lick me there it's dirty! *Ahhhhhh* *fuah* *ah* *ah* (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (/。\) *Heeeee* I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon *ah* *ah* *MMMH* O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu!
7 Mar @ 12:10pm 
Most beautiful person ive ever met
1 Feb @ 12:56am 
+rep kinda like a wife and kinda like a little sister all wrapped into one man
18 Dec, 2025 @ 5:53pm 
Im you're #1 (number one) BIGGEST (big) FAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 Aug, 2025 @ 4:21pm 
+rep talking to him feels like being wrapped up in cozy webs and eaten alive by giant spiders
1 Jul, 2025 @ 5:59pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
1 Jul, 2025 @ 5:57pm 
silly evil goober
1 Jul, 2025 @ 5:54pm 
thx
1 Jul, 2025 @ 5:46pm 
I have been systematically replacing all of your salt with sugar and your sugar with salt. You do not know what is what anymore. your entire life has been altered irreversibly. GG
13 Jun, 2025 @ 12:55pm 
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...COOL...!
Post this on the wall of a friend and tell them how COOL they are
9 Jun, 2025 @ 7:20am 
+rep cute
2 Jun, 2025 @ 8:52pm 
-rep deletes dms
30 May, 2025 @ 3:12pm 
WHAT DID YOU DO MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE IS GONE
24 May, 2025 @ 1:55pm 
oh really? cool, ill send it on skype later
21 May, 2025 @ 7:22pm 
Dude I found this sick ass pizza place the other day. If you give me your address, I'll bring you some of their pizza later
21 May, 2025 @ 5:24pm 
"give me your address ill buy you a pizza" -- DO NOT TRUST HIM. Everytime i give him my location he blows up my house (typing this from the third house this week). He will tell you anything to make you believe in his pizza based LIES."oh dude i got a coupon do you want a pizza?" .Then just when you think you understand his game, the pizza guy shows up to your bombed out house and he didnt even tip him on the app. Also this dude has definitely been on the island.
7 Mar, 2025 @ 5:37pm 
you gotta be careful i think hes serious
11 Jan, 2025 @ 7:20pm 
I am going to touch you.
26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
watch out this user definitely has BPD (Beautiful//Princess//Disorder)
19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23pm 
nuclear engineer id believe but i think claiming to be a forklift driver is quite a stretch since they dont just let anyone operate those you know...
19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm 
Weesel BigLove
19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
So youre rejecting me of what im feeling right now Lol. Kinda funny cus im literally the only ~SIGMA~ MALE to actually exist on this earth. Like go ♥♥♥♥ yourself please. You'll never get a Forklift Operator acting like me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accept my kindness:steamthumbsup:.
19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm 
real OG OBGYN that is an actual YN, based and green pilled
19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm 
Sigma male & best girl
19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58pm 
I can also operate a forklift
19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57pm 
+ rep IAEA Certified Nuclear Engineer
19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46pm 
this guy works at the nuclear plant and gave me extra plutonium on my order 5 stars
3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47pm 
What compelled you to partake in this yapping
3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:22pm 
too fruity 2/10
26 Jul, 2024 @ 8:39pm 
WAH
25 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
that was rude
25 Jul, 2024 @ 5:02pm 
Guy below me is a giant gaylord and is projecting
13 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
thats a cute family
14 Apr, 2024 @ 1:13pm 
DO NOT PLAY WITH HIM. I was bombarded with insults and slurs from this prepubescent child who has apparently mastered every profanity known to mankind. plus hes not a top g
12 Apr, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
Please leave me alone
11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:20pm 
can i have 8 dollars
21 Feb, 2024 @ 5:12pm 
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16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:25pm 
are you 18 yet
19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:01am 
(ominous)
17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40pm 
are you 18 yet
17 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm 
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9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm 
Noone likes you, stop commenting on this profile
9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
1000% OG SLEEPER only friend if you can handle the melatonin
22 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38pm 
Bro my mom reads this, you can't send stuff like that
20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a goon's steam profile. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen
28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42pm 
bro got parental restrictions