-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I added you for no reason I just want high level friends on my friend list. Sometimes I wake up at night and go look at my steam profile if someone has removed me or accepted my request. I get really sad and consider suicide when I see my steam friends go from 9 to 8 at 4 am. I love you and I want to see your awesome profile picture on my friend list. Please accept we could talk sometimes and play some games together. I am rich and I could buy plane tickets so we could meet each other. I hope you add me I am very lonely.

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