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SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought...
He gets up from his seat, heads toward the window and sees all his friends outside. Patrick is applying sun lotion to Sandy's shoulders while facing SpongeBob's window.
Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob goes back to his desk.
How about some calisthenics?
How about some calisthenics?

SpongeBob: It should be against the law to have to write an essay on such a super sailorific, sunshiny day! Oh! But I must press onward, because with this pencil, and the completion of this essay, I'll be one step closer to my driver's license!
Live-action archival footage of a drag race is shown. A car hits a wall, tumbles and gets back up.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. This'll be no problemo. Why, I've got plenty of time. It's only 6:00 PM! Okay, okay here we go, here we go.
SpongeBob struggles to write.
SpongeBob: I know, I just need to get blood pumpin' in the old noodle. How about some calisthenics?
SpongeBob does calisthenics. While doing it, he recites, "Hup Hoo," several times. His nose and eyelashes separately move in sequence while making the same breathing sounds in different tones.
SpongeBob: I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
Nickelodeon reruns since May 17, 2005 (and former Nicktoons reruns until October 2019):
I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
I can feel those juices pumpin' now!

SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought...
The camera immediately cuts to him sitting happily in his chair.
SpongeBob: I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
The rest of the episode resumes normally from here.
SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought...
He gets up from his seat, heads toward the window and sees all his friends outside. Patrick is applying sun lotion to Sandy's shoulders while facing SpongeBob's window.
Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob goes back to his desk.
How about some calisthenics?
How about some calisthenics?

SpongeBob: It should be against the law to have to write an essay on such a super sailorific, sunshiny day! Oh! But I must press onward, because with this pencil, and the completion of this essay, I'll be one step closer to my driver's license!
Live-action archival footage of a drag race is shown. A car hits a wall, tumbles and gets back up.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. This'll be no problemo. Why, I've got plenty of time. It's only 6:00 PM! Okay, okay here we go, here we go.
SpongeBob struggles to write.
SpongeBob: I know, I just need to get blood pumpin' in the old noodle. How about some calisthenics?
SpongeBob does calisthenics. While doing it, he recites, "Hup Hoo," several times. His nose and eyelashes separately move in sequence while making the same breathing sounds in different tones.
SpongeBob: I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
Nickelodeon reruns since May 17, 2005 (and former Nicktoons reruns until October 2019):
I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
I can feel those juices pumpin' now!

SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought...
The camera immediately cuts to him sitting happily in his chair.
SpongeBob: I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
The rest of the episode resumes normally from here.
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Procrastination Season 2 Ep. 37a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EaREH5fe78

At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, SpongeBob's class receives an assignment for an 800-word essay on what not to do at a stoplight, due the following morning. SpongeBob cannot wait to get started and, upon arriving home, prepares his materials and workspace. However, he has trouble thinking of what to write, and gets distracted by seeing his friends playing outside.

Time passes as SpongeBob tries to create the right mood for writing. He does some calisthenics, feeds Gary, cleans his kitchen, and takes copious breaks in between. It eventually becomes clear that SpongeBob is only looking for excuses to avoid the essay. Even Patrick points it out when SpongeBob calls to chat with him in the middle of the night but in reality he's only brainstorming ideas to put on his essay.

"Time's up, SpongeBob..
"Time's up, SpongeBob..."

While wasting more time deciding on the proper bread to use for making himself a sandwich, SpongeBob hears a knock at the door and rushes to greet the mailman delivering a package. When SpongeBob attempts to engage in small talk, the mailman cuts him off and suggests that SpongeBob has an essay to write. Suspicious, SpongeBob slowly heads back inside to find a newscaster on TV reporting on SpongeBob's unfinished essay. He soon discovers that many of his possessions, now suddenly alive, are conspiring against him to prevent the completion of his work. Their interference results in SpongeBob getting locked outside without his pants. At that moment, the flame from a candle comes alive and burns his paper and sets fire to his house which, also suddenly alive, begs SpongeBob as it burns to "Stop wasting time."

Finally waking up and realizing much of his procrastination was part of a nightmare, SpongeBob looks first at his woefully incomplete essay, then at the clock, marking five minutes before class time. In desperation, he suddenly realizes that everything he did (or imagined doing) up to that point was something that should not be done at a stoplight, and so he quickly writes it all down to fulfill the 800-word requirement.

Excitedly bringing the finished essay to school, SpongeBob finds the classroom empty. Mrs. Puff arrives and explains that she tried to call SpongeBob to give him an update. Due to a teachers' convention she must attend, Mrs. Puff has canceled the assignment and will instead take the class on a field trip the following week to see a stoplight. Left behind with his big smile frozen in place, realizing that he crammed in vain for no reason to complete his assignment, SpongeBob rips his essay in half before he splits himself in half.
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