Recent reviews by Epsilon

I bought TIMBERBORN thinking “haha funny beaver city builder.”

I now have emotional trauma every time the rain stops.

This game is not just a city builder. It’s a water anxiety simulator starring the most hardworking buck toothed overachievers in gaming history. Humans are gone. Beavers inherited the Earth. And instead of chilling, they decided to invent hydraulic engineering and industrial capitalism.

Respect.

The core loop is simple. Build houses. Grow crops. Chop trees. Survive drought. Repeat.
Except it’s never that simple because WATER IS LIFE and the river WILL betray you.

The first time drought hits, you’re confident.
Second time, you’re prepared.
Third time, you’re staring at your empty reservoir whispering “please” while your beavers dehydrate dramatically.

The water mechanics are insanely satisfying. You don’t just place buildings. You reshape the entire map. You dam rivers. You redirect flow. You build reservoirs so massive they look like you’re preparing for beaver climate change. Watching the water rise exactly how you planned feels illegal. Like you outsmarted physics.

And then sometimes you miscalculate one tile and flood half your district.

Dam.

The vertical building system is where it gets ridiculous in the best way. You can stack platforms, make multi level industrial zones, build wooden skyscrapers, and basically turn your colony into a post apocalyptic beaver megacity. At some point you stop playing survival and start playing “how tall can I go before this looks unhinged.”

The factions are great too.

Folktails are wholesome forest beavers who love trees and vibes.
Iron Teeth looked at scrap metal and said “we can weaponize this.”

One is cottagecore.
The other is beaverpunk.

Both are amazing.

What really makes this game stick is the drought cycle. It forces you to think long term. You cannot just expand like a maniac. You have to store water, plan food, manage population, and actually engineer solutions. When your colony thrives through a long drought because of a reservoir you designed 10 hours earlier, you feel like the Leonardo da Vinci of rodents.

When it fails, you feel like you deserve to be demoted to chewing tutorial logs.

Performance is solid. The art style is charming. The beavers are adorable and deserve better leadership than I provide.

I came for a chill builder.
I stayed because I needed to prove I could outsmart a river.

10 out of 10 would flood my own colony again.

I don’t get it. I can run basically any game without problems but Monster Hunter Wilds crashes before I can even reach the main menu. I have tried everything, updating drivers, reinstalling, verifying files, nothing works.

I was really looking forward to this and it is just gone. Complete disappointment. I cannot even play it. If you are thinking about buying this, do not. Wait until they actually fix it.

Where Winds Meet lets you live out your full wuxia fantasy. smooth, stylish kung fu combat, gorgeous scenery, and enough flashy moves to make you feel like you’re starring in your own martial arts epic. The game balances serious storytelling with goofy references and light-hearted moments that keep everything fun instead of heavy.

What I love most is how the world rewards exploration and experimentation. One moment you’re gracefully leaping across rooftops like a true master, and the next… well, let’s just say the game has a very polite way of reminding you that even legends occasionally test the strength of the ground with their face.

It’s a charming mix of epic, silly, and memorable. highly recommended.

BAKUSHIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fun non toxic game :)

almost got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a bear
bear/10

zul zul

Press Q near your friends for funny reactions
10/10

300 hours in, got my full self sufficient warf up and running with some XL ships, left it running for a meeting. Came back to a bunch of metals flying in space. 10/10

300 hours in, and i'm getting desensitized to getting killed from across the map by a missile. now i'm ready for high tier.