Non Gratus Anus Rodentum

"Cong: Strange shaped metal utensil found at the back of the saucepan cupboard. Many authorities believe that congs provide conclusive proof to the existence of a now extinct form of yellow vegetable which the Victorians used to boil mercilessly."

"Like the good book says, payback's a ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"You know, I don't think it actually says that Dutch."
"I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm Noble 6, and you are too."

"Some people have a Girlfriend. Some people have a boyfriend. I have the gun, good luck sir."

"What smells like Brahmin ♥♥♥♥ around here?"

"Bro America was founded by terrorists, for terrorists. What do you think the revolutionary war was?"

"Oh would you look at the time! It's war crime o'clock!"

"So what album should I try of this band to listen to in my car?"
"Depends, what sort of feeling do you want in your car?"
"Things that make me want to cry."

https://youtu.be/gBgXH7eyRo4?t=43 < The Most Beautiful Scream.