Recent reviews by The Beetel

im sorry i ever doubted you harpoon barnacle

ive come to expect death

Really fun :)
I've won 4 runs at this point, 2 with votive and 2 with Guild.
Each of my wins have had a different win condition, so i don't just have to brainlessly "play meta" (I don't even know if this game has one but you get the point). The build variety with the origins, squads, perks, combat and lantern cards really give you a lot of creative freedom.
As I've seen mentioned in the reviews already; Runs are a little bit on the longer side, all of mine have taken over an hour, but if you have the time then it's really really fun.
Price is also a little high, especially for early access. I would suggest to wait till its in sale, even tho I think its worth it at full price.

Can't wait to see whats in store for the future :)

This character too op!

balatro

Quite a fun idea and absolutely great execution. Some minor bugs have appeared but nothing major. Absolutely love the atmosphere and enemies. Game gets really fun when you actually start including teamwork, like beating innocent creatures to death with power of friendship. Singleplayer also feels really great, with the revival mechanic.

New update added a ton of fun, but it feels a little unbalanced. You get quite a lot of the meat ore so you can get insane amounts of healing and fuel post floor 66. The risk to reward ratio is a little too big on the reward side. Probably one of the best changes would be make the amount of fuel and healing less per meat from the grinder. I'm no game designer but I feel like factory is far superior in difficulty.
I love the obelisk thingies, but additionally I think there should be a way that they can appear outside of the apartment complex. Generally I think cracked walls should appear outside apartment complexes. One day me and a friend took a mine with us and it was in our Kletka for the whole run cause we didn't find any cracked walls since we passed apartment complex.

PS: I keep losing while gambling i need to win more please for the love of god.

i love grindr

faut, bedframe and mage twink

Give jetpacks to factory striders

Idk i havent played in long time but putting negative cause everyone else does it too
I just wanna be included