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Alex
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
"Struggling to breathe in a bathtub filled with baked beans and sin."
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"Struggling to breathe in a bathtub filled with baked beans and sin."
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Level
18
Years of Service
800 XP
Currently Online
Badges  7
Games  151
Inventory   
Screenshots  9
Workshop Items  1
Groups  8
WarZone's gossip group
12 Members
Department 116
42 Members
Steam Trading Cards Group
2,274,250 Members
Friends  146
212
Rescue
Offline
100
alan with a low taper fade
Offline
99
agent toe ... muffla ...
Offline
92
hexcaster
Offline
88
Glenn
Offline
70
DrDunder
Offline
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+1,153
1,173
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
22%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
1.8 hours past 2 weeks
2,861 hrs on record
last played on 13 May
Counter-Strike 2
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 7
385 hrs on record
last played on 27 Apr
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007)
487 hrs on record
last played on 27 Apr
Albion Online
Achievement Progress   81 of 154
+76
Comments
zane
3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:31pm 
nut in me... i mean nutty fr
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Chau
10 Oct, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
Are you today's date cuz you're a 10/10.
johN
23 Jan, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
I want you in my tummy, mummy.
Rescue
13 Feb, 2017 @ 12:52pm 
i haven't wiped my ass properly since 2003. note that doesn't mean i don't ♥♥♥♥; i ♥♥♥♥ often, and my diet of heavy cabbage consumption makes it so. i just made a pledge on the eve of the us incursion into iraq that i would never use toilet paper to wipe my ass again. i won't lie to you, sometimes it can be problematic. the buildup and tremendous itch has caused me to cut my ass hair with scissors a few times, but i shall never wipe. last week i went to the chiropractor and was required to drop my pants. the chiropractor instantly vomited. i smiled.