Play prime mm = play with hvhers.
Play premiere = play with closet cheaters.
Play faceit = play with fat nerds.


But don't let that deter you. This is CS, the greatest FPS of all time. A safe place where men, women, and others can rap battle in community surf servers. A place where finding said community servers is still near impossible (because, even after decades of the game's release, they still haven't improved the server browser). A place where we all can come home to be casually or competitively racist and offensive without repercussions.


I could never hate you CS. I might hate your:
lack of an anti-cheat
lack of operations
adding a horrible armory pass
prioritizing updates to be skin focused
...but I could never hate you. I know deep down you're the CS I adore. I may leave you sometimes, but you never leave me... To end this, I'll leave you all with a quote. A great man named Shotty Steve once sang, "We come back".

Play prime mm = play with hvhers.
Play premiere = play with closet cheaters.
Play faceit = play with fat nerds.


But don't let that deter you. This is CS, the greatest FPS of all time. A safe place where men, women, and others can rap battle in community surf servers. A place where finding said community servers is still near impossible (because, even after decades of the game's release, they still haven't improved the server browser). A place where we all can come home to be casually or competitively racist and offensive without repercussions.


I could never hate you CS. I might hate your:
lack of an anti-cheat
lack of operations
adding a horrible armory pass
prioritizing updates to be skin focused
...but I could never hate you. I know deep down you're the CS I adore. I may leave you sometimes, but you never leave me... To end this, I'll leave you all with a quote. A great man named Shotty Steve once sang, "We come back".

Play prime mm = play with hvhers.
Play premiere = play with closet cheaters.
Play faceit = play with fat nerds.


But don't let that deter you. This is CS, the greatest FPS of all time. A safe place where men, women, and others can rap battle in community surf servers. A place where finding said community servers is still near impossible (because, even after decades of the game's release, they still haven't improved the server browser). A place where we all can come home to be casually or competitively racist and offensive without repercussions.


I could never hate you CS. I might hate your:
lack of an anti-cheat
lack of operations
adding a horrible armory pass
prioritizing updates to be skin focused
...but I could never hate you. I know deep down you're the CS I adore. I may leave you sometimes, but you never leave me... To end this, I'll leave you all with a quote. A great man named Shotty Steve once sang, "We come back".

Play prime mm = play with hvhers.
Play premiere = play with closet cheaters.
Play faceit = play with fat nerds.


But don't let that deter you. This is CS, the greatest FPS of all time. A safe place where men, women, and others can rap battle in community surf servers. A place where finding said community servers is still near impossible (because, even after decades of the game's release, they still haven't improved the server browser). A place where we all can come home to be casually or competitively racist and offensive without repercussions.


I could never hate you CS. I might hate your:
lack of an anti-cheat
lack of operations
adding a horrible armory pass
prioritizing updates to be skin focused
...but I could never hate you. I know deep down you're the CS I adore. I may leave you sometimes, but you never leave me... To end this, I'll leave you all with a quote. A great man named Shotty Steve once sang, "We come back".

Play prime mm = play with hvhers.
Play premiere = play with closet cheaters.
Play faceit = play with fat nerds.


But don't let that deter you. This is CS, the greatest FPS of all time. A safe place where men, women, and others can rap battle in community surf servers. A place where finding said community servers is still near impossible (because, even after decades of the game's release, they still haven't improved the server browser). A place where we all can come home to be casually or competitively racist and offensive without repercussions.


I could never hate you CS. I might hate your:
lack of an anti-cheat
lack of operations
adding a horrible armory pass
prioritizing updates to be skin focused
...but I could never hate you. I know deep down you're the CS I adore. I may leave you sometimes, but you never leave me... To end this, I'll leave you all with a quote. A great man named Shotty Steve once sang, "We come back".

Yeah and of course the game before im dropping 20+ on your head, and you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 kills. Pathetic piece of ♥♥♥♥. You suck ♥♥♥♥ for a living ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥