autismo maximus meridius

Typical goyim behavior.

succumbing to goyicide.

I goyn't ungoystand your goycent

BOMBOCLAT PATTY

Dimmsdale dimma-wizardome

trolley violence isn't the answer, it's the trolley solution

Aim snapped to the manlet due to primordial DNA subroutines leftover from yakubian mindbath session in the hyperborean ice labs - couldn't have changed target even if he'd wanted to.

Jeep dealerships are like the in-laws...

always showing off their latest cars but secretly selling you something you don't need.

haha dude u fell for the gaza slovenia meme

dude I dont know but the dude in the vid was like trying to ride a unicycle on while reciting shakespearean sonnets and then he faceplanted into a pile of nachos that were there somehow.

Go play with your dreidels you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sissy

hercules is def stronger dude he fought a lion and won no sweat jesus parting the jews was more like pulling teeth or something. euro detected

I don't got two dads pat just one and he's been sleeping on me for years meanwhile jimmy's the real dad but he's too busy making me eat ramen noodles at 3am

Where's the replayability? Her ♥♥♥♥♥ lacks the roguelike elements that ensure each playthrough is different.

♥♥♥♥ Cheney went vampire hunting in Sylvania

NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY JUST DROPPED

There's no such thing as George Washington. The guy on the quarter and the dollar bill is just an Elvis impersonator in a powdered wig. And we know the story of him supposedly chopping down a cherry tree is a lie, because cherry trees still exist.

didnt dunk a bball in the deepfryer
0/10 sorcery

It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!
Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?
Right-o! That's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!

It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A litisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, caliphyligical ball!
The most bunular funular!
Fruit of the loomular!
Frenchical tongular!
Wabitaboobular!
Movie of them alllllllllll!!!!!

(Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular!
Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!)

May your hobby and you interests be cursed to go mainstream

When i get a bit too racist in front of the boys, the hoes and the Holy Spirit:

Radioactive *ape noise*

I'm going to sober and drive over some drunk walkers

Pavement-Ape Philadelphia is famous for.

Yeah, I was just Hunter Biden-ing last night to some big tiddies before bed. How bout you

Weird, I always thought Onan spilled his seed on the earth outside or smth. Must be the Mandildo effect.

♥♥♥♥ that! I'll see if $20 is enough for the local meth head to sand my arm with rock salt and rubbing alcohol

How to train your arthritis

"I will not be happy in white collar jail you stupid ♥♥♥♥"

Something tells that me no woman on this Earth other than Gorilla Grip Gladys can ever make you feel anything down there.

Other than that, Impressive. Good job.

SCATMAN FAT MAN BLACK AND WHITE AND BROWN MAN, HOW 'BOUT YOU TELL ME OF THE COLOR OF YOUR SOUL

Theme account my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ i just hate women

Me when my pet gigglegoon escapes from the gibbleglab plains

mysterious Hiroshima Shadow blast

(addiction to convenience store cheese danish pastries) would protect him from all harm

sorgy the horni overtook me

You're either a fart ♥♥♥♥♥ or a nart figga

I'm backed up like a Ford Chevrolet

If just carrying a "weapon" is an active shooter, what's an inactive shooter?

Me, jerking off four times a day and never excersizing.

My ♥♥♥♥ might be all calloused leather by now, but I shall achieve immortality!

Worldwide monkey Mexican wave as the night rolls by

You're not completely useless; you can always serve as a bad example.

You seem to think women are just machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

I'mma chug Tauriner until I'm the heat death of the universe I'm going to boil your corn until the cream Rises to the top Brother HOOO YAAAa

Joint Cracking Jonny rolls up

Thesoundofanentirebucketofhormel'sbeefstewbeingdumpedintoabathtub.wav

"I play Cumful Charity...I can ♥♥♥ 3 more times as long as I discard 2 loads"

"you deny your pancreas its purpose"

goes to Da hood says the dreaded word. Royal Guard all of them you can't even handle a fraction of my privilege