Recent reviews by Fozzie Bear

Community is full of people born during Obama administration.

In my first game i spawned inbetween Alexander the Great, Attila, and Genghis Khan. Lost in 30 turns. 10/10 game.

I've struggled with erectile dysfunction for years i did everything i could to stop it first step was of course pills but they were no help and i got bad side effects i tried doing it in public it was my favorite fantasy but it stayed flaccid i traveled the world wasted my money on the most beautiful prostitutes money could buy but alas nothing not even a halfie i gave up i thought there was nothing possible ive sat wasting my life away for 2 years since thinking there was no point i had scheduled to kill myself next week but i happened to come across this and i owe my life to Rockstar because this game got my penis harder than I could have ever imagined.

Game is horrible. If your reading this, your horrible. Everything Valve makes is horrible. But you can kill chickens, 10/10