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⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀
⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣧⣤⡖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠋⠀⠉⠀⢄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⡤⢶⣿⣦⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣙⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠷⣦⣤⣤⣬⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⠋⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣿⣦⡀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠈⢹⡏⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡏⠉⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⣿⣿⣃⠀⠀⠀
⣴⣷⣀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⣿⣯⣤⣾⠏⠉⠉⠉⠙⠢⠀
⠈⠙⢿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣄⠛⠉⢩⣷⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⡠⠋⠈⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
 
⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀
⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣧⣤⡖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠋⠀⠉⠀⢄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⡤⢶⣿⣦⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣙⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠷⣦⣤⣤⣬⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⠋⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣿⣦⡀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠈⢹⡏⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡏⠉⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⣿⣿⣃⠀⠀⠀
⣴⣷⣀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⣿⣯⣤⣾⠏⠉⠉⠉⠙⠢⠀
⠈⠙⢿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣄⠛⠉⢩⣷⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⡠⠋⠈⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
 
12 May @ 7:38pm 
I met Reggie the Raccoon behind a dumpster glow,
looking way too confident for a creature down low.
He wore trash can armor, a lid as a crown,
like he didn’t believe in the word “backing down.”
He’d raid every alley like it was a game,
turning “stealing snacks” into internet fame.
Hot dog in paw like a legendary sword,
daring the world to come settle the score.
I asked him, “Reggie, why live like a thief?”
He shrugged like, “Bro, it’s just cost-of-living grief.”
Then he moonwalked off with a stolen french fry,
while maintaining intense eye-contact with sky.
Now every night when the city goes still,
I swear I can hear little trash-can thrills.
Reggie the Raccoon, no rules, no plan,
just chaos in fur with a five-star scam.
21 Mar @ 11:19pm 
This guy slapped my mom's balls so hard that she had to stop coaching basketball and instead start taking art lessons so that she could "become closer to Hitler" and then she wouldn't stop coming to my house and spitting on all my spoons
1 Jan @ 10:12am 
Tell farewell coffee he has downs. New year and he is still ass at his favorite video game
23 Sep, 2025 @ 7:19pm 
sells games because his teamate gives him advice 💔 I told him to get open and stop spamming bumps, bro throws a fit for the rest of the game
12 Jan, 2025 @ 6:13pm 
salty ass ♥♥♥♥♥
15 Mar, 2024 @ 10:20pm 
this man once shoved a soccer ball so far up my mom's husband's daughter's dog's ass that its intestines ruptured and then he put my hamster in a microwave for 4 minutes on low because he wanted to give it a tan but instead its eyes melted and it exploded and now everything i heat up in the microwave tastes like hamster juice. +rep