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I am so in love with one of the girls at this university. She doesn’t normally check her email at this time so I am hoping this will slip under the radar and she won’t see it. I mean I don’t even know her bit everything about her seems awesome. She has a great sense of humor and posts alot of relatable♥♥♥♥♥♥ Obviously looks are a part of it. She’s not just pretty tho she’s beautiful.
I honestly think we are super compatible but see cause I found her in this meme group how do I tell her without coming off as a being weird? My profile is on private so if she did happen to look at mine she wouldn’t have a clue what I am like and I could just be another creep out there. I’m thinking about sending a private message or maybe send her some memes as a talking point. I also thought about just going ♥♥♥♥ it and adding her as a friend but I don’t know if she will remember I am from this university. Thoughts?
Give This Rose இڿڰۣ---To Every Grill You Know.
●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥๑۩۩๑♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back.
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back.
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Oh, and hate to break this to you, but Jeux d'eau is a modern classical composition. [/b]
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.