Запомни, тварь, мусор, ДЦП уебище. Если допускаешь критическую ошибку, ты не заслуживаешь победы. И не дай бог я ее замечу — буду стоять на спауне до конца игры. Взял АА, когда я уже взял? Ты проебал. Подблочил в пуше? Ты проебал. Не смотришь в бинокль? Ты проебал. Заруинил атаку точки D? Ты проебал. Запушил в соло? Ты проебал. Не выслушал замечание и не ответил: "Извините, так больше не повторится"? Ты проебал. Я читаю все микромоменты. Твои отмазки "мне мешала хуйнянейм" не катят. Реплей не нужен — я знаю, что ты кал.

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FAGGOOOOOO- erm.. did anyone hear that?. . .

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Yeah, alright.

Yeah, check out his munthole... I barely recognize it at this point.. The poor lad.............. Oh well, I came here to munt and by the Queen I'm not leaving 'till I do. *munts Kona-Sovl-Rocko-Calvin-Stupid-♥♥♥♥♥♥-chan's damaged munthole for 24 hours and 1 second straight*

Bloody 'ell that lass did a numbah on ya, innit mate?

Yeah...sorry.

what a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey, can I watch next time?

Ermm...what the sigma?

Did you like the pegging from last night?

CALVIN NO
THINK OF HOBBES

No pleazing, only teazing

*pulls your munt through the sack* Now eat it.

you're munted

Chris Chan Approved

I drank an entire bottle of disinfectant thinking it was a water...

Project Zomboid aww hell nahhhh

Sorry for what?

Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry.

Me? No. Never.

Crawling in my crawl

Punished Venom Konatsuu

This zesty mfer has suffered so much. Just look at that face.

Hey this is Phil from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and thats not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

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Ever since I slipped and hit my head I haven't been thinking straight.

What the HELL are you talking aboot

And so have I. I'll laugh last cuz you came to die.
NOW LET THE ANGELS SING
AND THE DEVILS CRY

I have come

OI, TAXI
C'MERE ♥♥♥♥

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Got the skymerald on the last hunt!

-rep Toxic player

me and my friends used to feed lsd to this little retarded girl in our neighborhood and we'd lock arms around her and go "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" it actually cured her retardation

I get into every club.

sup mike penis

Glad you like it mate! Cheers!

t shirt is good, everyone around me likes it too and they said it by themselves, i didnt ask them to rate it

Oh thanks mate! I hope you like it!

ordered a t-shirt from you, looks fire

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