Recent reviews by RandallODim

three dead police
one for thanks and two for please
in every single town, every officer is down
all dead police, all dead police

Have you recently lost your job? Do you have no marketable skills because you spend all your time playing video games? Do you just like cutting people? Well, then a career in amateur surgery may be for you! With Surgeon Simulator 2013, you can learn how to perform all the hot in-demand surgeries with one hand tied behind your back! This game is an indispensable tool for anyone looking to- oh. oh dear. i stuck myself with the needle. this isn't good. oh crap there goes the drill

A fun stealth puzzler, though there's pretty much one path through every level, with only the last two or three allowing for any real creativity and choice in how you approach them. The writing is entertaining too though, and the basic gameplay is enjoyable enough that you might not mind being somewhat limited in how you can complete a level. The choice between lethal and non-lethal at least offers some room for distinct playstyle, even if it's only a slight distinction in approach.

A MAN WHO NEVER PLAYS SLEEPING DOGS IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN

Be a cowboy! Shoot people for money! Shoot people for revenge! Shoot people through other people for bonus points! Shoot people! So many people!