Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. Last night I was horny af and when I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my ♥♥♥♥ and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you

dunkleshits

10/10 player - he helped me in my darkest hour when i had to fight both Dunklesh its and LOBSTERS akimbo in the eldy ring game (made by the dudes who make armored core sometimes)

11/10 player, he saved me at Iwo Jima.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.