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Doge one day desided, that since all doggo's and puppers grew up to look like him, that he had to add diversity. We had different types of doggos and puppers spring up everywhere. We had yippers, borkers, fluffy doggos like Gabe, smooshed doggos, all kinds of doggos! We all these different types of doggos the hoomans couldn't decided who was their favorite, thats when the Civil War of Doggos.
The yippers disapproved of the hoomans actions in the beginning of choosing the smooshed doggos since they could hardly breath with their little booper noses inside their faces. The yippers yipped at the hoomans as if they were metallic boxes and it got extremely annoying to other doggos. But the yippers mainly contained puppers, so if was all just young instinct for them. The borkers decided they didn't care, slept around as a neutral power and ate food. The smooshed doggos got jealous of this and turned into a playful doggo giving boops with their paws on hooman noses.
To thank Doge and Gabe in all their glory, a new meme was created out of boops. Hoomans booped other hoomans as playful gesture. They used boops when they were drunk on alcohol consumption. They used boops at weddings, but this was a special boop, that was a lip boop. They even booped their hooman puppers when being good boys and good women. Boops became a rage at their hooman training to become trained hoomans and people who loved each other and did the "doggy style" booped each other in their long hallways. We call this the Age of Boops.
The hoomans later started calling us something called a Good Boy. Good boys are good to be because it means we are doing good things for the hoomans, but bad boys go in the crate or put in the yard. Bad boys don't get treats and don't go to Dog Heaven with Doge, they go to Dog Underworld with Blondie, the despised human Hitler's doggo who Hitler loved. Be a good boy for goodness sake.
The Hoomans later caught on how we breed and named a way they breed after us. They call it Doggy Style and we are honored by this. We gave them many boops and many licks after that and we are glad they do so with each other and not with us. But to prevent us from breeding ourselves, they have been cutting off our hanging sacks after birth so we can not breed with other doggos once we get older. We attempted to fight back, but one word hangs in the air that will haunt the doggo's mind forever. When a hooman says it is time to go to the "vet", run, hide, play dead, do anything you can so they can't put you in the metallic box and take you there.
The Doggos eventully learned new things, they learned to roll over, feint death to scare their owners, dance on their hindlegs and even boop their owners themselves. They did all of this in the name of treats, and we shall all remeber the day our doggo scientists helped us create the doggo chewie toys that clean our teeth for us! Forest Doggos eventully came and started getting hit by cars from the hoomans, the forest doggos claim its from their weird metal boxes they drive around and it freezes their senses solid so they can't do anything in defence. We now try to stop them by barking at the metal boxes when the hoomans leave in them and when they come back in them or when they pass by our giant doggo houses.
The Pupper Rebellion attacked, they hurt hooman children and the feline doggos attempted to stop them from doing so, one said attempt went viral on the interwebs. The Puppers finally retreated from their attack when the hoomans offered to let Gabe play one last show. Gabe gave us a song of hope dug out of recordings that were hidden away for centuries. The Puppers then listened until they were deaf. This made the hoomans sad, the puppers who turned into doggos could no longer hear the orders of their owners. It was sad time until a new generation of puppers were born. Boops then returned when Doge promised us better generations of doggos and puppers if we take the boops like they were doggo snacks.
One day, the hoomans became angry with Gabe. They were amused at first with what they called "attempts" at music, but now they found them annoying and unpleasent. They demanded for him to stop but he continued giving us sweet sounds. They later proclaimed him a dead meme and his soul was crushed. He sang sad songs, stopped giving licks to his owners and giving bad bites. He eventually passed on, passing away into what we call Dog Heaven to see his father, Doge. There was great anguish and much grief as we doggos tried to calm the new puppers who idoled him. But with no luck the puppers started rebellion and attacked the hoomans, until they unproclaimed Gabe as dead meme so he can come back to us, and sing his wonderful sounds once more.
There once was nothing, empty space without gravity, nothing to prove by science or religion. Then came Goddog, the God Dog we know as Doge. He then blessed us with Earth, Dog Parks and boops. But Doge also demands us to learn our way on this planet, he has placed squirrels, peanut butter to get our mouths stuck, and abusive owners who mistreat us. One day, he desided to give us a gift for our sacrifice and hard-ship of helping and loving our owners. He gave birth to a meme we only know as Gabe. Gabe sang us music beyond enjoyment, he blessed us with licks instead of boops, and showed us many different doggos, like forest doggos, slithery doggos, and feline doggos. He brought us as one giant family.
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