you give the best happy endings

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This guy called me penchod

you make me horny

this person below my comment is downbad for this guuy and glazing hard at 3am bros mad loenly and needs help

You’re the first person I think of when I wake up in the morning, probably because you’re sleeping right next to me after a night of margaritas and gossiping. You’re the first person I want to run to with boyfriend and dating drama; you always know exactly what to say, and if you don’t, you know exactly what to do to get my mind off of it. Sure, I have other friends who can do all this for me so I don’t inundate you with my issues, but it wouldn’t be the same.