IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA ITS YOU!

LOOKIN FINE GIRL DAMN

fun match, don't forget to add me!

this mf sold me fent in Austin TX at Terry Blacks BBQ!

Impressive skills

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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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How the ♥♥♥♥ y'all know Jesus' birthday?
Who the ♥♥♥♥ is that white man Santa Claus?
They said that ♥♥♥♥♥ was eatin' kids
Why would I let that man lie to my kids?
Why would I go out buyin' gifts
And blame it on a ♥♥♥♥♥ named Santa?
♥♥♥♥, a ♥♥♥♥♥ climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammer
If you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammer
Drink the kids' milk, beat you with a hammer
You like a hundred somethin' buyin' toys
Well, Santa never dropped me off a toy

here's the thing about women. they're all the same. all they want isa nicea hota pizza pie. a real steamin hot brooklyn slice, fresh out the oven, crispy on the bottom with stringy melted mozz on top, hoo boy, the ladies love a little uncle dante el dente , thats extra crispy ladys, blow on it first so you don't burn your mouth ay that's a real old world wood fired oven at 900 degrees, hachi mama, watch out little darling and don't get any of my old world hand crushedtomato secret recipe gravy on your nice doctor who tee shirt there, and if thats a bun in the oven it's a Hungry Mama discount on thursday afternoons, only from me uncle "daddy" dante

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My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

I dont have a self-esteem problem. You can attempt to bully me, but know it fails. I workout, I have an insane career, I'm good at everything, high elo in every game I play. Waste of your efforts. I also research every subject on this planet and have immense knowledge on everything. I love to learn.

Assassin's Creed Shadows
19.2 hrs on record
last played on 23 Mar

carrot on a stick is sex appeal ing ames yk

+ rep lets me call him mommy

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Omen has absolutely massive balls

Have you seen them? They're amazing. Mysterious, I have never seen bigger balls. I love slapping my enemies in the eyes with my giant, shadowy balls. Allies too. Covering sentinels eyes in hallways and alleys. Nobody is safe. Gekko ult? Balls in his face. Iso? Balls. I've seen a lot of balls but trust, these are some of the biggest balls ever. Astra was sucking me and I was about to tap out but then I slapped her on the chin with my balls and actually she had to stop sucking because they were too big. Harbor too, he wanted to come over and soak me but believe it or not my balls were too big so he had to escape but he couldn't, my balls were too big. Sometimes when I'm feeling really sad, I just think about how big Omens balls are and I feel a little better.

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What happened to Dr. Disrespect? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMNFCYwllaY

FINAL WARNING TO ALL MEMBERS
Please DO NOT, for the LOVE OF GOD, announce to the group when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a groupfull of mostly strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mods. Thanks.

Do you hear the people sing?

Singing the song of angry mods,

It is a music of redditors,

Willing to fight against the odds!

When the beating of the drums,

Matching the tapping of your keys,

There is a fight about to start,

To keep third-party apps free.

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3,084 GAMES!?!?!?!

Jeez! These things don't go down easy. So, this is a SNATCHER's Steam profile, huh?

Epic gaming session? Yes, please!

Floppy Knights

3.8 hrs on record
last played on Jul 9

Homer Simpson , march simpson ,, Bert sipson , Lisa simpsom and Maggot sinspon . From my favorit Tv show The Simpson

Counter-Strike 2

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757.3 hours

Please refrain from making jokes that insinuate that Dr. Disrespect has comitted any kind of grooming or predatory behaviour. Not only has it not been proven but when Dr. Disrespect went on record and said that he did indeed talk to a minor and that inappropiate activity did indeed occur he never mentioned the nature of said activity. Assuming the behaviour to be morally reprehensible without any evidence is preprostorous. Dr. Disrespect has time and time again shown himself to be a champion of the few, going as far as speaking chinese on stream when the anti-chinese sentiment in the united states was at an all time high. If anything, it should be assumed that the nature of the activity was morally acceptable but legally dubious, perhaps he was showing her how to operate a torrent client, teaching her to drive a vehicle or suggessting that she use shungite to cure her illness even though he has a legally dubious amount of medical experience.

Please refrain from making jokes that insinuate that Dr. Disrespect has comitted any kind of grooming or predatory behaviour. Not only has it not been proven but when Dr. Disrespect went on record and said that he did indeed talk to a minor and that inappropiate activity did indeed occur he never mentioned the nature of said activity. Assuming the behaviour to be morally reprehensible without any evidence is preprostorous. Dr. Disrespect has time and time again shown himself to be a champion of the few, going as far as speaking chinese on stream when the anti-chinese sentiment in the united states was at an all time high. If anything, it should be assumed that the nature of the activity was morally acceptable but legally dubious, perhaps he was showing her how to operate a torrent client, teaching her to drive a vehicle or suggessting that she use shungite to cure her illness even though he has a legally dubious amount of medical experience.

Please refrain from making jokes that insinuate that Dr. Disrespect has comitted any kind of grooming or predatory behaviour. Not only has it not been proven but when Dr. Disrespect went on record and said that he did indeed talk to a minor and that inappropiate activity did indeed occur he never mentioned the nature of said activity. Assuming the behaviour to be morally reprehensible without any evidence is preprostorous. Dr. Disrespect has time and time again shown himself to be a champion of the few, going as far as speaking chinese on stream when the anti-chinese sentiment in the united states was at an all time high. If anything, it should be assumed that the nature of the activity was morally acceptable but legally dubious, perhaps he was showing her how to operate a torrent client, teaching her to drive a vehicle or suggessting that she use shungite to cure her illness even though he has a legally dubious amount of medical experience.

+rep pretty good player <3

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This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Play Hollow Knight

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me :) lets play

i u

give me yu skin :)

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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Luke. First off, no one does what you're saying happened. Yeah, we replace a middle of the road tequila with a lesser tequila? Bars don't actually do that. I make the same amount of money on either bottle of ♥♥♥♥ i sell you guys. Fact is, Luke, You got a casamigos and the bartender treated you like an idiot because you are a dumb isiot that claimed a false thing. I see you have 3 other one star yelp reviews. Clearly that is because you are a complaining butthole person. Here's what I am going to do, I am going to 1 star yelp your mother because she made "Luke the yelp complaining fart guy baby." Good luck out there in yelp 1 start crybaby idiot butthole guy land. You suck. The world thinks you suck, Luke..I guarantee the last girl that had sex with you is currently at an AA podium right now... I knew i hit rock bottom when i woke having sex with Luke the one star yelp reviewer butthole fartface guy...

Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥.
But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

This. So much this! This accentuates my inner being and my soul as well. I was scrolling through the comments when I came across yours, and now I don't even have post my comment because this is exactly what I would've said. I can't emphasize this enough everyone, this comment right here is beyond the mortal planar, the very purpose behind this post and exactly what I'm looking for and should be what your looking for. I can't believe I've lived my entire life without this post. Here take a poor man's gold 🏅. Someone gild this post please. I'll have you know I saved and upvoted, but keep in mind that if it was at 69 or 420 I wouldn't (sorry but keks are more important). I'll also have you know that I downvoted first so I'm basically worth double, no need to thank me. I'm probably going to put this on my wall that's how much it means to me.

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im a bad boy rebel that cannot be tamed. some women see that and they go "ugh challenge, no thank you"