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1,792.7 hrs on record (1,099.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
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Posted 2 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
39.3 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Game content never released :(
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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26.5 hrs on record
Starts slow. Do the side quests first.
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For being early access this game feels incredibly polished.... I hope they add more features like multiplayer to allow for PvP and PvE CO-op.
Posted 18 September, 2021.
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122.4 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 4 May, 2021.
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12.7 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted 3 March, 2021.
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6.7 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
yes,good
Posted 25 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
190.0 hrs on record (136.9 hrs at review time)
honestly great mindless game if you have had a long day at work or long day of school would recommend to someone who can respect the grind of this game. You obviously can install mods that lessen this but, like minecraft, you can make it as hard or as easy as you'd like. So go play Tractors!
Posted 9 January, 2021.
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23.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
better then battlefield
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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