Every time you joke about being "goblins," I’m full of mixed emotions. I envy how easily you self-deprecate, but I am a real goblin. I can’t treat this identity as a joke.

While you giggle and claim to be goblins, you are actually attractive, successful, and living great lives. For a genuine goblin like me, just facing reality is hard enough. To you, this is just a copypasta or a casual meme. To me, it’s an inescapable, heavy reality.

You can roleplay without a care, but every joke wounds me, reminding me of the gap between us. Please stop pretending to be goblins. Leave some space for actual goblins like us. We need some breathing room. Thank you.

This dude’s balls are straight bussin. I used to stare at this guy’s manhood melons peeking through his gym shorts in the school cafeteria at lunch. I would stare down into my pudding cup - lips trembling at the thought that mere inches from my chocolate milk sat the largest pair of chocolate milkers in the tri-state area. Those bad boys could fill a mason jar on a single charge. To this day, I still get hot flashes and heart palpitations whenever I close my eyes and see them. I can’t stop picturing those big, brown, bouncy, round, bussy bumping boulders.

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Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

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based and renardpilled

Absolute degenerate

+rep reminded me to sit up straight and to drink water

rendoski jutsu

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Put cucumber in fridge = nobody cares
Put cucumber in baby = everyone mad

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i’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the ♥♥♥♥er♥♥♥♥s. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but they’re indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time.

That’s just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.

smells bad lol

Rendo The Bloodedge

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renard more like renuts haha

i think i love you, you know, Renard.

nice avatar, Renard.

happy birthday!

can i pet your cat

I'm nuts, don't mind me

weirdo

cursed name

:blobpats:

thanks

wait i mean forever

wait sorry im drunk thats kinda weird

thanks black friend!

Pixelated Breadstick : Im not gonna deal with a bunch of overgrown 22 year olds tryharding in tf2

whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler

usain bolt could finish a race

That's my good buddy%killername%, really good engineer. Considering adding him for my iron 4v4 team

good cat

hey renard (saiud in an epic voice)

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