Recent reviews by R3kl0v

american school simulator

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget this came out in 2013
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Outdated
☐ Don’t stare too long
☐ Minecraft but serious

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Brick-throwing has never felt so satisfying
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ My hands are confused

---{ Audio }---
☑ High End Sound Design
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not bad
☐ Rough
☐ I’ve gone deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults with emotions
☐ Grandma (if she's emotionally stable)

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Can run on a calculator
☐ Potato-friendly
☐ Decent rig
☑ Your RAM will sweat
☐ Rich kid only
☐ Call NASA for help

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old school
☐ Manageable
☑ Big, but worth it
☐ SSD says “please no”
☐ You’ll need a dedicated drive

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to pick up, hard to survive
☐ Engages brain cells
☐ Tough
☐ Soulslike with clickers

---{ Grind }---
☑ No grinding, just heartbreak
☐ Only if you're a trophy hunter
☐ Not necessary to progress
☐ Moderate grind
☐ Too grindy
☐ Your second life begins here

---{ Story }---
☐ No story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Will emotionally ruin you in the best way

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Coffee break
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long and memorable
☐ Eternal emotional damage

---{ Price }---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth every emotional penny
☐ Get it on sale
☐ Only if you have extra cash
☐ Not really worth
☐ Might as well burn your wallet

---{ Bugs }---
☐ What are bugs?
☑ Minor stuff, nothing serious
☐ Can be annoying
☐ Feels like Fallout
☐ Bug simulator

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☑ 10 – For story, feels, and bricks

I brought the milk

Oh my god, pure nostalgia. I used to play this game with my brother when I was in elementary school :D

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