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Wes Bluemarine

"Don't lick that" - PuurpleCake, 2018

Just a dude with a computer and a passion for bad memes.
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"Don't lick that" - PuurpleCake, 2018

Just a dude with a computer and a passion for bad memes.
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Come on in, brother. Don't judge a book by it's cover. This is just my personal style.

I know a lot of gamers out there don't have much patience. At least that's what Bishop, the dude at the video store, said. So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money. I was seriously broke! Why? Cause I met this smokin' hot chick last night at the Death Match Bar. Man! She smelled good! So being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anywho, I decide to get a job. The gig? Assassinate the Drifter. So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was. This cat, well dressed, cool, couldn't tell if he was the ♥♥♥♥ or just plain ol' ♥♥♥♥. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive, and packin' heat. Bada bing! Or at least, it was supposed to be. Till she showed up. Her name? Sylvia Christel. An agent with this whatchamacallit association.

"Congratulations. You are certified as the 11th best hitman. How about getting rid of the 10 killers above you and aim for the top?"

I wanna be number 1. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass, could be dangerous... could totally suck. Whaddaya say bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there holding the controller right now? Just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!

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