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Artsie 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50am 
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󠁳 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
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󠁳 2 May, 2023 @ 2:25am 
im am sorry ive, i had to leave game....i will never forget U friend.. u Will always be my team mate partner, and all of most you are an my brother.. Good Luck in future gaming and always know God has plan for u an God say he in Love u...peace Bro
󠁳 1 Jul, 2018 @ 7:08pm 
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󠁳 16 May, 2018 @ 1:58pm 
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󠁳 10 Mar, 2018 @ 12:09pm 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers.
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󠁳 8 Aug, 2017 @ 8:06am 
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󠁳 7 Aug, 2017 @ 12:31am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers.
󠁳 6 Aug, 2017 @ 9:27am 
Like all insects, ants have six legs. Each leg has three joints.

The legs of the ant are very strong so they can run very quickly. If a man could run as fast for his size as an ant can, he could run as fast as a racehorse.

Ants can lift 20 times their own body weight.

An ant brain has about 250,000 brain cells. A human brain has 10,000 million so a colony of 40,000 ants has collectively the same size brain as a human.

The average life expectancy of an ant is about 40-60 days.

The common Black Ants and Wood Ants have no sting, but they can squirt a spray of formic acid.

The ant has two eyes, each eye is made of many smaller eyes.

The job of the queen is to lay eggs which the worker ants look after.

The Army Ant (Ecitron Burchelli) of South America, can have as many as 700,000 members in its colony.

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󠁳 17 May, 2017 @ 6:19pm 
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󠁳 15 May, 2017 @ 9:27am 
+rep He tricked me into having consensual sex with him. Now I sleep in the old abandoned tunnels of Moscow. No money, no food, no water and no porn. I make a living by selling life sized ponies made of aluminum and steel alloy. These ponies are the life of me now, I've only sold 5 of them, enough for me to by my 10 pack of underwear at costco. I've been wearing the same unwashed underwear for 3 years, I had to burn my old pair because it had his ♥♥♥ stains on it. I'm sorry baby forgive me but I'm going to shoot myself for all you have done. It's not your fault though bye :(.
󠁳 12 May, 2017 @ 3:22pm 
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󠁳 29 Apr, 2017 @ 3:26pm 
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󠁳 16 Apr, 2017 @ 10:31am 
-rep Very rude, he asked me to star in one of his home movies. I was curious so I accepted his offer. Once I got to his house he hit me in the back of the head with a water bottle which knocked me out. When I woke up I was tied up to a tree naked. He ran to my house, turned on my computer and sold my csgo skins.
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󠁳 28 Mar, 2017 @ 4:02pm 
im am sorry ive, i had to leave game....i will never forget U friend.. u Will always be my team mate partner, and all of most you are an my brother.. Good Luck in future gaming and always know God has plan for u an God say he in Love u...peace Bro
󠁳 26 Mar, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. ) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the
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󠁳 3 Feb, 2017 @ 7:55pm 
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󠁳 14 Nov, 2016 @ 12:57pm 
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󠁳 11 Jul, 2016 @ 8:50pm 
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