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👑 🍖 💚 🍧 🍖 💛 👽 🍆 🥞 🌋 👃 🎫 💗 🐊 💄 ⛳
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today!
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥S! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH JEWSICKNESS AND CANCER FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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We traded one of my Steam Games for his Steam Trading Cards.
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