1. You are on my profile.
2. You are viewing my avatar.
3. You keep your hand on the mouse.
4. You cannot touch all teeth with your tongue
5. You're an idiot because you just checked.
7. You're blind. You didn't realize there was no point 6.
8. Now you check
9. Now you are laughing because you are an idiot
10. You are about to paste it on your profile, don't do it
11. You smile because you are glad that the next ones are as stupid as you!