What can I say, I'm a tank, I like to get smacked in the face and say, "THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? YA PANSEY!"

Could somebody please lead me to the largest thing in this area? I'd like to let it punch me in the face a few times.

Panzerbox: Well, according to Tropico 3, I could run a third world country... Effectively.

Me: I perfer my healers of the live variety.

Peon: Man has been killed by minnows fired from a shotgun.

George Carlin:
I have a very low tolerance level for stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

And everyone wants to tell you their stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Aurailius: Pants are not a priority.

Siege: Well a tungsten steel or depleted uranium basketball would. Solid of course.
Aurailius: I want a depleted uranium basketball.

Aurailius: As a Canadian I have to ask this, what the ♥♥♥♥ is "chick fil a" and what does it do?

Chobs: I'm as hard-headed as a donkey with his head in a boulder.

Chobs: The war of 1812, America's first civil war.

Aurailius: Marcus Aurailius Antoninus Augustus, philosopher
Me: Oh, I thought you were about to say "velociraptor"

Chobs: Cocky? I make cats look humble.

From shadowrun session: Wait, if we blow the back end off of the griffin, isn't it technically an eagle?

Keeper: The world was born after being pooped out from a god with a diet of time and bacon bits.

Keeper: I will be your NPC.

Keeper's Friend: It will be shuffleboard, but with explodey bits.

Chobs: Why is Australia such a ♥♥♥♥?
Me: Austria
Chobs: Same difference.
Me: Not really
Chobs: Fine, round up.

Me... rather drunk: There is no good place for Visual Studios.

Chobs: They're like reptiles, they can take in more of what's around them... that's why they're so good at being ninjas.

Me: I tried to give it a nametag and it exploded.

Siege's Wife: Son, take the bread off your penis.

Me: Getting a 9 on IGN is like getting blown by the slutty girl.

Sturm: Robotripping would be way cooler if it actually involved robots.

Favored enemy was way cooler when it was called 'Racial Hatred'.

Keeper: Lick the nozzle!
Me: What nozzle?!
Keeper: I have no idea, but I've already committed to this.

During a tense moment in a DCC game: "A cow moos"

I want to have a romantic relationship with my computer... intellectually

Chobs: This is the assless chaps all over again

Finalizer: I'll be back to breeding soon enough!

Chobs: That's how you teach babies to walk, throw them into a fire.

Keeper: My software shouldn't swear for me!

Chobs: Burning for postarity's sake.

Jazz: Don't talk to your executable like that!

Panzerbox: It will have rainbows coming from every oriface.

Jazz: Dammit, did I shoot a dancing puppy spider child?

Keeper: That's not the way your butthole works, its a water-tight seal both ways.

John: The only thing separating buthole from butthole is context. Context is the taint of language.

Me: That frog has abs.

Chobs: Make us a hole...? Ohhhh make us whole, that makes more sense.

Sturm: Ray Bradbury is too optimistic for me

Me: My vote was a hanging phase!

Keeper: How would you determine ambulation intent?

Greshic: I tried to create a bird, I got a life experience out of it....

Me: What's an Aluminum torch for?
Greshic: Alumination

Keeper: Roll for defenestration

Greshic: I don't wanna do combat with a child in my beard

Keeper: Again, you're not addressing the problem, the bottleneck is my anus.

🐝 🐝 : Steamboat Willy is my Vietnam.

Keeper: *singing a jingle* I'm turning protein into gooooolf carts!

Greshic: Look man, when you're a toad you don't have to worry about capitalism

Me: We'll stay just outside the Conversation Pit.

Keeper: ...They need to stay... fleshy