Hey, I wanted to ask if you swap some of your steam gifts for other games or team fortress 2 keys, sent you a friend request

Redditor here! I don't know why theists always feel the need to blow things up. You never hear of an atheist hurting people. I think we just need to make a global ban on all religion.

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I really think about this every day. Every time I see a Steam friendlists, every time I think about a game, every time somebody mentions Valve, every time somebody asks about a request, every time I friend someone, every time somebody mentions they want to be Steam friends. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions friendship, every time somebody mentions Gabe Newell.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little friend request up and fill in the greeting message. Or maybe you don't even fill in the message. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for your steam account games, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lets be friends bro, isn't it? I imagine you little ♥♥♥♥ laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, she's probably so sick of you already.

So sick of having to do everything for you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, every day, for a grown neet who spends all his time on steam stalking about steam player lists. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic steam friend request NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I want to be coolio like you." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be

I want to be coolio like you

Might I ask as to why you sent me an unrequited friend request, Spooky Skeleton man?