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"Now that my girlfriend is the household bread winner as a high income dominatrix, it affords me lots of time to make her nice eco-feminist dinners, like tofu fried in a light weight teflon pan that is gentle on my limp wrists, which get very sore from writing buzzfeed articles while sitting with poor posture. I've heard people say that teflon is an endocrine disruptor, but thanks to my new anti-anxiety pharmaceutical, I don't worry about it much."
Eating food from a cast iron pan, legitimately increases your iron intake, and does not disrupt your hormones. Not only is cast iron masculine and strong as ♥♥♥♥, but it will make you stronger and more masculine to boot.
Cast iron is the Conan of cookware.
Cast iron is turbogoon.
You can take it from the stove and shove it straight in the oven.
Best part? You can obtain them at a thrift store for $10.
Go do this NOW and break one more link in the plush silk bondage chain of modernity.